People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
Nialls that person to Zayn
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
7 year olds are fucking assholes
i can’t believe so many kids are starting anal at such a young age
me when i’m wearing new clothes
these feet weren't built to stay too long